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Wednesday, May 31, 2006
  News Flash: Germans Named Europe's "Least Friendly"
And this is not according to ME, but Readers Digest magazine. And not just in the opinion of Americans, but respondents from 19 countries. Germany came out the 'wurst'. Ha. ha.

According to the article "Blame it on the Lederhosen" from Deutsche Welle, Germany still isn't well loved by its neighbors.

Not shocking, I know. Italy scores best over all due to universal love of Italian food and the people with the most 'sex appeal' . Ok, nobody goes to Germany for the food. It's gross, incredibly bland and greasy. Unless you love stinky cheese or beer, it's completely void of 'cuisine'.

Germany's only positive spin: they topped the categories of "most hardworking" and "most efficient." Super. Sounds like a country full of unfriendly, efficient, automaton robots with no sex appeal.

Stop by for a vist, won't you?! I'll take you out for potatoes fried in lard, meat encased in intestines, and beer that will give you a yeast infection, served by an unsmiling robot. Sound fun?

But remember we'll finish the meal with a truly fantastic slice of cake or two.

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Comments:
uhhh didn't you marry one of the unsexy, uber-efficient robotic workers?
that reminds me of the Russian itchy and scratchy: "Worker and Parasite"!! LOL
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I think I got a broken one: he's lazy and smiles a lot.

They should give Worker and Parasite their own show, late night.
 
well, let's be honest, one doesn't usually use the words "german" and "sexy" in the same sentence. and it's hard not to favor the italians, what with their awesome cuisine and their reputation for "amore." but at least germans are efficient. it's like that simpsons episode where homer is replaced by a german actor, who plans a big night for marge: "i vill take you out for a moderately priced meal and then we come home for a night of efficient german sex." hot!
 
funny how everything comes back to Simpsons, isn't it?
 
I'm sorry, my english is , how you say? inelegent. we wish to meet with you for a frank exchange of ideas [homer].
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