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Monday, March 27, 2006
  International Body Language
I'm qualified for something! Turns out to work with cats (which I assume means pet, brush, play with and talk cute to) all I need is medical proof of a valid tetanus shot--which I happen to have from going to India ages ago. Whether or not they'll accept it, well, that's for another post...

So I'm starting there while I try to figure out/memorize this stupid test in German. Help me out:

Match the following descriptions with the postures shown below:

a) bored
b) sexy
c) showing off
d) gassy
e) depressed
f) flirty

 
Comments:
those dogs pics are crazy. are you really supposed to indentify one of those pictures as "sexy"? maybe this is a trick question to identify possible bestiality devotees?
 
Number 5 just HAS to be gassy, right?
 
which one is sneezy?
dude just draw a huge swastika (sp?) on your test.. you're in like flynn!
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oh, you guys, I admit it. I made these up based on my interpretation of the pics and guesses at at the german words accompanying them. And I thought 5 was trying to be sexy, and 2 looked kinda gassy, but many of these questions have more than one right answer...
 
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