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Wednesday, April 05, 2006
  My pimple v big expand
Hi, today I'm stealing content from a Taiwanese girl named Ayumi Hamasaki. It's brilliant, I've edited out some exclamation points, but otherwise it's verbatim.

maamaaaaa!!!my pimple v big expand until the whole chin. fcuk it jus now i wan go c docter der buden zhenguo sae cnort. cb hors.v pain. i wan cry.. i now canort even tork the pain is unbearable. will i remain disfigured foreva. if this pimple gerts okay i promise ta treat my face wifh good facial products no mor toothpaste.

i cant even go sch i tynk i nid a mc. mebe dis tym i realie nid ta mia. my face the only thng i can show. now is ruin. fcuk. i applied bout 3 products alr buden no use i v sad. how ta show my face ta publc. shhh.. dont tell or i will jus die. if peple c my pimple dey will dislike me le. waah. zhenguo sumore keep laugh. so cb. i v sad. i cnort tok. toking is my life. zhenguo sae no diff. he lied cos i can feel the lump. altough it is colorless i feel lyk there is this lump der.
i NID COSMESTIC SURGERY ASAP!!!


Toking is my life too, Ayumi. Can anyone figure out what buden means?
 
Comments:
I think buden = but it's

buden no use = but it's no use

Now.

What the hell does "zhenguo sae cnort" mean?
 
i couldn't help but look at her page. she has posted a story from someone else that contains the phrase "You are the kind of man who bestdraws girls eyeballs." that is my new favorite phrase ever.
 
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