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Thursday, May 04, 2006
  World Cup Mania
Germany's hosting the soccer world cup this year. Unlike say the 'world series' in baseball which isn't really 'world' anything because only US teams play, this is actually the best players from a bunch of countries playing against each other. At least I think it is, and I'm certain about the many countries part.

And Germany's all excited. They've already announced that stores and brothels can stay open late 7 days a week! But only during the tournament for the tourists, then it's back to never or rarely open random days a week for us local people who don't deserve convenient hours.

Now whenever I buy something, like a bag of chips or a DEODORANT, it comes with the silly world cup logo on it. This logo embarasses me it's so bad, like an explosion of emoticons.

But trophy is more on the creepy side. This thing is really wierd, it scares me. It kind of looks like an ice cream cone. Really though, it looks like something that takes batteries and is better made of latex, not gold plated. The winner gets to take THIS home:

 
Comments:
uhh arent brothels open all the time? isnt that kinda required to be a brothel?
just asking ;)
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yeah, are brothels only open from 9 to 5? how inconvenient. but at least for a brief time, you will be able to shop for clothes, groceries, and sex in the evening. woo hoo.
 
You know, I'm not sure about the brothel hours, but you can check out Pascha and see. Apparently Cologne boasts one of the biggest brothels in Europe. Not sure I get the motto though, is that supposed to rhyme?
 
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